Take a look at Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s tattoo pictures. These two newlyweds got tattoos of each others’ names on their back. Mariah has “Mrs. Cannon” and Nick has “Mariah”. When will people learn that tattooing someone’s name (especially a questionable significant other) is on the tattoo top ten list of “do not do”? These two do not strike us as “happily ever after.” Nick Cannon’s ridiculous with his tattoo, a huge “Mariah” on his back, is sure to leave a mark, and maybe in the worst way possible. After all, how many Mariahs do you know? It will be hard to cover that one up, unless of course he limits his dates to women named Mariah.

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Mariah of course, was slightly smarter choosing only to insert the name “Mrs. Cannon” inside a very small butterfly. That can be overwritten very easily. So at least this butterfly girl is thinking ahead. What do you think about these two?

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Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Splitting?

Sure enough, the happy couples are already fueling rumors of a split. They’ve de-listed their property and spent Valentine’s Day apart. The year 2014 will see whether they make it official or not. How old is Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, you ask? She is 43 and he is 33, which is a ten-year age difference. Not that we’re suggesting that’s the reason they’re having trouble. No, they’re both just psycho.

Speaking of psychotic episodes, the unloving couple appear to be taking a series of potshots at each other.  According to Cannon, he’s the diaper changing daddy, spending far more time with the twins than diva mother, Mariah.  Carey says she’s hurt.  She signed the American Idol contract so she could spend more time with the kids.  In another round of rapid fire, in which Nick said they had a great sex life, Mariah iced the cake by saying he needed to “slow down and stop talking”.  Apparently her time as a judge of talent isn’t restricted to a stage.

If Carey and Cannon split up, who gets the twins?  With a relationship that can best be described as continental drift, this could comprise some major difficulties, especially if Mariah hasn’t been changing diapers.  They could go fifty-fifty on the deal, with each one taking one.  Considering their penchant for tattooed names, after taking their pick, they could tattoo “his” and “hers” on their backs to keep the agreement… well, agreeable.